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Коментара
CrazyCrow
CrazyCrow Пре 8 сати
4:04 EMERGENCY MEETING Swoozie: " erick is kinda sus " Everyone else: Talking about Erick venting from Admin to Reactor
Wyatt Meshell
Wyatt Meshell Пре 8 сати
I would have fought like this was an action movie yuknow walk in slow motion and blow up the house
CyanDeoidre75
CyanDeoidre75 Пре 8 сати
This is why I have no girlfriend and is Depressed, I hate being the first one to text, the other reason is I don't want to be seen as desperate and thirsty.
Lil Kenshin
Lil Kenshin Пре 9 сати
This Is Therapy 101
NewBean
NewBean Пре 10 сати
Just saying Legally Organs go for a lot of money. The heart alone is $1 million. Yeah this screams human trafficking.
Jahwayne Byfield
Jahwayne Byfield Пре 10 сати
this what you do dip just act like you werent there
Quentonius
Quentonius Пре 10 сати
I have a friend who is always the victim like in a game called sea of thieves he destroys the boat all the time and we put him in the brig like a jail and we are the bad guys
Garnet Vixx
Garnet Vixx Пре 11 сати
Bruh why did the dog example make me sad tho???
Andrew Maravillas
Andrew Maravillas Пре 11 сати
Make a part twooooooooo
Selma Bahy
Selma Bahy Пре 11 сати
Already one of my favorite vids from you sWooZ. That seems really painful. I don't think you were simping honestly. I hope you're starting to feel better after everything that happened :)
Ali Hasan
Ali Hasan Пре 11 сати
McDonald’s
Ali Hasan
Ali Hasan Пре 11 сати
McDonald’s
gojiandfriends
gojiandfriends Пре 12 сати
Smarp boi
Tanya Williams
Tanya Williams Пре 12 сати
Not cool I am normally laughing at the end of your skits but this one made me mad that user [email protected]@@ 🤬 she’s why men don’t even try to take girls out anymore
Sifiso Khumalo
Sifiso Khumalo Пре 12 сати
Ha
Minecraft Gamers
Minecraft Gamers Пре 13 сати
Ive never been in blockbuster but i saw an old blockbuster just left there
Rogué_ Jovon
Rogué_ Jovon Пре 13 сати
Tell me why I started watching sWooZie when I was 5 years old
Valencia Boykin-Irons
Valencia Boykin-Irons Пре 13 сати
+4
Caleb T.
Caleb T. Пре 14 сати
I have spoken
Swarsattie Analissa Mania
Swarsattie Analissa Mania Пре 14 сати
This inspired birds of prey lol
TacoViking58
TacoViking58 Пре 14 сати
Still one of my absolute favorite Swoozie vids to date.
XP Gaming
XP Gaming Пре 14 сати
Caylus forver
KING_DJ
KING_DJ Пре 15 сати
If I’m paying for everything she coming to the back row.
Coliflour
Coliflour Пре 15 сати
I look 10 but I truly am 13.
Karate Kaspar
Karate Kaspar Пре 15 сати
When this happened to me like a week ago 2:05 hit hard lol
Anthony Potter
Anthony Potter Пре 16 сати
i have none friends
gla mub
gla mub Пре 16 сати
"I'm from the trenches.." I can't
Ces Islas
Ces Islas Пре 16 сати
My condolences
Bear
Bear Пре 16 сати
Respect to Dre man i skipped class in the bathroom then this dude comes in the bathroom to wash his hands and it were me and 3 others then a teacher comes What Are you doing he says Washing my hands then the teachers say is there anybody Else there i was like we Are not here dont snitch and he sniched on all og us
Kijr
Kijr Пре 17 сати
This one time me and my uncle and cousins were going somewhere and this cop pulled my uncle over say that his car tint is too dark. BRUH, WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT THIS DAMN CAR LIKE WE ROBBING SOMETHING? LIKE DAMN P.S. we are also black 😒
Jayy Dracoz
Jayy Dracoz Пре 17 сати
1:16 eww 😷
jello wolf
jello wolf Пре 18 сати
woah you are so good at animating mouths!!!
Niko Korhonen
Niko Korhonen Пре 18 сати
deam...thats f'd up...so f'd up
Declan Doherty
Declan Doherty Пре 18 сати
Obama!?!?!
Rahul Nair
Rahul Nair Пре 19 сати
its like a suspense/horror video but with happy music
pinenango juice
pinenango juice Пре 19 сати
wow lol
Brie Akili
Brie Akili Пре 19 сати
I swear I be that single friend every body comes too
Esben trærup
Esben trærup Пре 19 сати
why is your profile pic Aladin ( i am new here )
Melissa Buffinton
Melissa Buffinton Пре 19 сати
This guy got ooooooofed
A & T Productions
A & T Productions Пре 19 сати
I was a gamer but my gamer buds aka my siblings half live in another state and my others don’t like video games anymore
skele sans5
skele sans5 Пре 19 сати
4:04 anybody else see Disney Infinety hulk figure by the side
MuffinDragon77
MuffinDragon77 Пре 20 сати
I have to say that is not the best, but it’s pretty good. Without a doubt, the worst one is episode II.
MuffinDragon77
MuffinDragon77 Пре 20 сати
I know I don’t have any toxic friends. The second best upside of having no friends.
Fiery Henry
Fiery Henry Пре 21 сат
ZPERIOD!!!
Gareth Beaton
Gareth Beaton Пре 21 сат
I was that kid ps1 games
ITS A FISH
ITS A FISH Пре 22 сата
e
Rex II ForSure
Rex II ForSure Пре 23 сата
When I was in high school my girlfriend was great at math me not so much, oh, so she put her paper towards my side of her desk. But after the breakup it was plan B. No multiple choice. The good news is that most of the questions on the exams where like the examples in the text with just the numbers used different. So I could get a B as long as I answered all those correct and get the harder problems wrongly. So what I did was made a long and narrow crib sheet that when way up my arm under my long sleeve plaid shirt with all the text examples with a wire attached so I could scroll through to the part I wanted to see. Of course by May and June people thought it was weird I was wearing long sleeve when 85 degrees out! It worked well. Almost got caught once: one time I was too obvious turning my head to look at my arm and the teacher saw it! She started walking towards me and I had to think fast. I foiled her: as she was coming I started grimacing lifting a leg. and looking at my arm again, just like 10 seconds before, a couple of times. Then I let out a nasty fart (everybody smelled it ahhh!) and put my hand on my stomach and told her I need to do a dump. She said “by all means go” as everybody laughed. So I was embarrassed but saved my from getting caught! But the next year wasn’t so easy, the math problems on the exams were harder than the text and I struggled and then because I didn’t learn the earlier material. My mentor set me straight but that’s another story
RSN: Agriculture: #1 Rank in Castle Wars
RSN: Agriculture: #1 Rank in Castle Wars Пре 23 сата
17:20 Masks are the symbol of the sheeple. The US government said at the beginning that there is no evidence that masks work and the surgeons general has also stated the same thing. Even if viruses were able to be airborne and infect people, the size of a virus is so small that a mask would not do anything. It would be like trying to keep mosquitos out of your yard by placing a chain linked fence to keep them out. The mosquitos are just going to fly right through, and thats exactly what would happen with a virus and the fibers of the mask; not to mention that you dont have a secure seal. Are people really that stupid that they think that a virus would somehow not be able to come from from all the sides of the mask? Your face is exposed in all directions, you arent keeping anything out. All you're doing is just lowering your oxygen levels and causing yourself to get sick. The lowest acceptable oxygen level to be considered safe is 20%, its normally around 23-24% oxygen in the normal air, when you put on a mask your oxygen level drops down to 17% making it a hazardous environment to breathe in. This causes lightheadedness and sometimes loss of consciousness. And in case you dont know, your body expels toxins from your body through your breath. If you have a mask on all damn day, those toxins just accumulate on the mask and you keep breathing in those toxins back into your body. If anything the masks are making you sick, not the virus. Just because someone says jump, it doesnt mean you jump. You need to question anything you're told to do and see if there is any truth to it or not, and if it doesnt then dont follow it. In the united states we have rights, and government can not force a dress code, that is what tyranny does and that can not happen in the US. Businesses can refuse to serve you if you dont wear a mask but the wearing of a mask can never be enforced by law to make you wear one, that is your own choice and those that do are just displaying how they are nothing more than a sheep following the herd.
elorm
elorm Пре 23 сата
Wait a min Is that tpindell?
Vice Richter
Vice Richter Пре дан
had this happened to me back in 2019. All true. Drove to the skatepark. Got pulled over for not signaling at an intersection. Cop gets my info and then proceeds to ask me about contraband. Turned the whole stop into a criminal investigation. I had a gun on me cause where Im from, its legal to carry a gun in your car. In fact my state allows you the freedom to own guns. Anyways, they insisted on searching even though I said no, and constantly where just pushing me around and not respecting my right of consent. I got searched down, they found my gun. And then detained me on the spot. They search the car, found my tobacco pipe. And called it drug paraphernalia. It was enough to charge me and put me in jail. For over 1-1/2 years. I lost my freedoms and my property. They threw out my case cause it was found to be an illegal search and seizure. They were wrong in what they did. And it was clearly biased and discriminatory. Fuck the Police.
Juan Pablo
Juan Pablo Пре дан
I'll never let this die, i remember seeing this when it came out
muhammed of king
muhammed of king Пре дан
2:27 but this is lysol
Mark Tagaro
Mark Tagaro Пре дан
4:27 U need back up?
Optical
Optical Пре дан
5 years later and this is still godtier
Bobert The Great
Bobert The Great Пре дан
Damn good animation
Public Toilet
Public Toilet Пре дан
This is a everyday thing since online school
Simply Kat RBLX
Simply Kat RBLX Пре дан
swoozie seems like a real nice dude...we could totes be friends... *IF ONLY I wasn't 11 :(*
Jonathan Chavez
Jonathan Chavez Пре дан
back in my day people who chewed with the mike on
pinenango juice
pinenango juice Пре дан
woooooooooooow
Jonathan Chavez
Jonathan Chavez Пре дан
yo where you get that game boy watch I want one also love the art stly
Darion Joubert
Darion Joubert Пре дан
"BOOM" just knocked my junk into the stadium. Got me dying
Free Sun shine
Free Sun shine Пре дан
ill go speak to him and the beet up hot girl summer
Golden Unit
Golden Unit Пре дан
Yes
universal duck
universal duck Пре дан
0:57 is that sPlAtOoN 2??????
Imdominus
Imdominus Пре дан
This was uploaded on my birthday!
Adorbsx Lqllies2
Adorbsx Lqllies2 Пре дан
"I aint gonna give more details because yall gonna go to the police" Me: *phiscly and mentally not okay* THIS HAD ME FALL OFF MY BED-
Syme Automatic
Syme Automatic Пре дан
Omg ness
Brad Young
Brad Young Пре дан
Swoozie Good ASMR
Flop Top Animation
Flop Top Animation Пре дан
Normal day
alex carter
alex carter Пре дан
start posting more if you agree dont reply just re-say
MrNightMare#4564 Xbox
MrNightMare#4564 Xbox Пре дан
Bro I haven’t watched him in years 😔😔😔, literally lost my old account and forgot I watched him. :////
Andrew James
Andrew James Пре дан
His dad entered god mode
darren liu
darren liu Пре дан
why yo vids like yayayayayaaa
Pomgna Linder
Pomgna Linder Пре дан
l of amo
phoenixfriend
phoenixfriend Пре дан
There are only two okay places to get dogs - reputable breeders and shelters. Not randoms on the street offering you a free dog. That dog is free for a reason.
Roselyne Wafula
Roselyne Wafula Пре дан
Social intelligence 1000000000000000000000000000/300🔥
[AIR] FGC Replays
[AIR] FGC Replays Пре дан
gotta boost the algorithm for sWooZ
Duke Lauw
Duke Lauw Пре дан
The spongebob underwear has a nose..