Simpin' ain't Pimpin'

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Пре 25 дана

Simping doesn't just happen at the beginning. Your POI's energy can shift even in the 4th quarter.
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📷ig: swoozie
🐤Twitter: sWooZ1e
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Yea Boiii
Yea Boiii Пре 24 дана
“It’s always for some other duuuudeee Lana..”
Kezuki Valentine
Kezuki Valentine Пре 4 дана
This hurt so much
Trey R
Trey R Пре 4 дана
@Claudio Benavides if that same one person holds the power of the it
Claudio Benavides
Claudio Benavides Пре 5 дана
@Trey R I mean how can one person make the universe
Trey R
Trey R Пре 5 дана
@Claudio Benavides again nothing too wrong with that but let me get this straight you think it just happens with no one responsible
Claudio Benavides
Claudio Benavides Пре 5 дана
@Trey R sure I do
HeyyitzRayy Пре сат
U got "sheeeesh" look
ac id.
ac id. Пре 4 сата
Why haven't I Heard of you ? lol
Lil Kenshin
Lil Kenshin Пре 9 сати
This Is Therapy 101
Selma Bahy
Selma Bahy Пре 11 сати
Already one of my favorite vids from you sWooZ. That seems really painful. I don't think you were simping honestly. I hope you're starting to feel better after everything that happened :)
gla mub
gla mub Пре 15 сати
"I'm from the trenches.." I can't
Ces Islas
Ces Islas Пре 16 сати
My condolences
Adorbsx Lqllies2
Adorbsx Lqllies2 Пре дан
"I aint gonna give more details because yall gonna go to the police" Me: *phiscly and mentally not okay* THIS HAD ME FALL OFF MY BED-
alex carter
alex carter Пре дан
start posting more if you agree dont reply just re-say
MrNightMare#4564 Xbox
MrNightMare#4564 Xbox Пре дан
Bro I haven’t watched him in years 😔😔😔, literally lost my old account and forgot I watched him. :////
Camille Todoroki
Camille Todoroki Пре дан
WHITNEY HOUSTON: I will Always love you Hurts When you're sad
Pomgna Linder
Pomgna Linder Пре дан
i love the voice he makes lol
Owen Kramer
Owen Kramer Пре дан
the back to back guy had the tea early
Keekz Tha Rapper
Keekz Tha Rapper Пре дан
Waiting on the chance to shoot my shot. We can be flyyyyy together lol . *logs on tinder *
I got 0 confidence and 100 anxiety
I got 0 confidence and 100 anxiety Пре 2 дана
I wanna buy a bed frame like that
K Haven
K Haven Пре 2 дана
14:14 those sounds brooooo 😂
Christian Palomares
Christian Palomares Пре 2 дана
You got this pimp 🦾
Stephan Spring
Stephan Spring Пре 2 дана
Bruh you was simpin. How you going to put a ring on something you say you wasn't dating. you were technically dating where you messed up is that you were long distance dating and we all know how that go that's where you messed up.
Alana Powell
Alana Powell Пре 2 дана
I jus love that fact that your friend has my name bc it really felt like you was talking to me 😂
Michelle Lee
Michelle Lee Пре 2 дана
I love how the girl doesnt even show up after like, halfway through, the latter half is just dealing with it. Very accurate.
Astrxlul Пре 2 дана
Im new here and i kinda like watched like 20 of your videos...ok i just like accidentally clicked on fast and curious 2 and have to say I like I LOVE your stories and though this may not be much for you seeing that you have 7.41MILLION SUBS, you now have 7.14 + 1
Murphy Animates
Murphy Animates Пре 2 дана
Man's dressed like the normal zombie from PvZ 😂
Az 191
Az 191 Пре 3 дана
I could never cry in public man
My name is Ag
My name is Ag Пре 3 дана
Swoozie "Video Game Drug Dealer " what was the game?
Itz Valid
Itz Valid Пре 3 дана
Shiii u got drip
Jamez the B0T
Jamez the B0T Пре 3 дана
11:27 I have had these days, too many times to count
mina botros
mina botros Пре 3 дана
Their are some girls that don’t respect your time don’t waste your time sometimes it’s better just to put a wall
DEVIN SMITH Пре 4 дана
sWooZie stop the simp
Crew Swaggerlock
Crew Swaggerlock Пре 4 дана
Ricardo Lockheart
Ricardo Lockheart Пре 4 дана
Bro swoozie got so depressed he started throwing up gang signs... damn
Beliece Bobb
Beliece Bobb Пре 4 дана
I'm just loving you right now.
Lord Tonnix
Lord Tonnix Пре 4 дана
The video was hella sad but it taught me one lesson; never listen to whitney houston at an airport. But for real dont let this hurt you swooz, you too pretty to be heartbroken
kimzi Пре 4 дана
I haven’t seen a swoozie video in like 2 years, it’s good to be back
Glox Ali
Glox Ali Пре 4 дана
at least i hate u i love u didnt come up
Imthepizzaboi Пре 4 дана
is anyone thinking that its crazy hes as old as usher
Tre Hall
Tre Hall Пре 4 дана
Bro been there. A thug Tear
MooseJuice Пре 4 дана
Constantine spittin facts
Dominic Torres
Dominic Torres Пре 5 дана
Glad ur back swoozie! Been watching u since 2015 and your videos always make me laugh
-Shine!- Пре 5 дана
Spread the title.
Jay Cee
Jay Cee Пре 5 дана
DUDE!!! I haven't seen One of your videos in years.
Tyler fortnite blevins Stan
Tyler fortnite blevins Stan Пре 5 дана
Biggest simp moment ever
ivetta ilienkova
ivetta ilienkova Пре 5 дана
This is the first video I see on this channel, I LOVE IT, I need more
Kace Gee
Kace Gee Пре 6 дана
Expectations were too high when u said u planned on staying for 10 days and told her 3 days 🤦 that's why too long and how is her saying my day is fine how was yours deflecting 🤦🤦🤦🤦
Lil Maskie
Lil Maskie Пре 6 дана
9:57 that happened to me too 😂😭 last year
Jude limon
Jude limon Пре 6 дана
Its ok swoozie these girls aint loyal
Mary Angela Lamp
Mary Angela Lamp Пре 6 дана
0:03 australia?
Archyoohoo Пре 6 дана
Hey swoozie an actual question how do you handle depression like how do you deal with.....
Polybius Пре 6 дана
NYC girl belongs to the streets.
Sergio Rocha
Sergio Rocha Пре 6 дана
Its ok to feel. Shit happens man , i am currently infatuated like crazy for this one girl i know how you feel. 🤷 We are human no matter how pimp we are but you should ALWAYS, express your intentions. She already liked yoy, you did not need to worry about the simp shit.
Joseph Musi
Joseph Musi Пре 6 дана
Swoozie is so wholesome
The SaltySailor
The SaltySailor Пре 6 дана
I was just in a situation similar to this, didnt fly a distance for a girl, but I was simping super hard over a girl, I did all sorts of things for this girl, I unironically would have layed out in the street and died for this woman she meant everything to me. Almost more than some of my family if not as much, but she was never on the same wifi as me. I had long drives to nowhere, walked the lakes, just sat and stared into space for nothing to show for it. I had already almost taken my own life after my girlfriend who I intended to marry decided to cheat on me in bootcamp. I planned on coming home and bringing the wrath of god upon her and her new dude both, I let anger and frustration get the better of me. I never fully healed from that. So I vowed to never allow that sort of pain to afflict my actions again. Same with the girl I was hardcore simping over, if I was busy doing something and she needed help or a shoulder to cry on, I was there every single time, on the dot. None of it meant anything to her, she got her ex back that she wanted so deeply but never gave a look in my direction for what I did for her. After that I learned to accept that you can give a girl the world, in the end if she never had anything for you, she never will. Ever since she got what she wanted I havent heard from her. Anytime she hits me up it's never to hang out, it's always cause she needs something or wanted help for her ex that she was trying to win back. In the end she was happy and I couldnt argue it, I couldnt fight it. Just learned to accept it, and that's shows the true merit of someones character.
ShockWaveZ Пре 6 дана
When you like a girl in 2021
T0tem0 Пре 7 дана
“Do you Loike it?”
Jarret Chambers
Jarret Chambers Пре 7 дана
swooze the goat!
Harsh Sharma
Harsh Sharma Пре 7 дана
Why you so cute???
Austin the German Shepard
Austin the German Shepard Пре 7 дана
Not going to lie but you look like al rooker
Nourah Mumeen
Nourah Mumeen Пре 7 дана
You traded in your whole accent? That takes away you just a regular black dude. How disappointing for me.
Lilrobert Lopez
Lilrobert Lopez Пре 8 дана
Skits n’ Gamez
Skits n’ Gamez Пре 8 дана
If simpin, you trippin
Reese Gundersen
Reese Gundersen Пре 8 дана
My man needs some firebird suite
MissRocsi Пре 8 дана
Swooz1ee yes
"don't let the clean up confuse you from the trenches" Swoozie. Apr 14, 2021
PurpleFlavor Пре 8 дана
His forehead.. Jesus
AshleuLee Пре 8 дана
Bro, I would've been bawling as soon as the first four notes of video games came through the speakers, you are so strong for holding it together for so damn long.
super extreme bros.
super extreme bros. Пре 8 дана
No wonder this guy hasn't uploaded cuz he was delicious ice cream of a video
Asian Toest
Asian Toest Пре 8 дана
He said” I already took one L today”, hels literally wearing thr Light Yagami Outfit XD
Asian Toest
Asian Toest Пре 8 дана
“Everything that happened was my fault”, you’re litterally wearing the Light Yagami Outfit XD
Lou ocasio
Lou ocasio Пре 8 дана
Where’s the next video 😭 love these animations !!
alan0jjang Пре 8 дана
I feel you Swoozzz... I feel youuuu :') It is so much feels when you get rejected by the girl, you just feel absolutely destroyed, but in my case I was lucky that she gave me had closure... still not a great feeling to be in.
shortlast Пре 9 дана
this is my future husband. i promise yall.
Keenan cheatham
Keenan cheatham Пре 9 дана
I believe that you went through a hard time. But your funny.
Зарина Акунова
Зарина Акунова Пре 9 дана
Yusuf Rahman
Yusuf Rahman Пре 9 дана
Dude, you flew over the ocean to see this girl and she spent more time kicking it with her friends over you! When she left the next day to be in the sisterhood when she came back to the Motel/Hotel..It's called a Hoe-tel for a reason. You should've been chilling at your crib at home and, let your other girl answer the phone if she called you. Problem solved!
Kloreone Пре 9 дана
No1 talking about how he switched up the thumbnail tho? 😂
Arekkusu Пре 9 дана
Simpin ain't easy
Niala Пре 9 дана
Did he lose a ton of weight? 😕 Hope it wasn't because of this chick
Yuley Glez
Yuley Glez Пре 9 дана
on my birthday and when I got my girl
Harold Balczac
Harold Balczac Пре 9 дана
7:43 That Kirby sound was perfect.
Tre Draine III
Tre Draine III Пре 9 дана
I thought toy where going to miss your flight
brianna antuna
brianna antuna Пре 9 дана
Closure is self made. If you want it create for yourself and just move on 🤷🏽‍♀️
Eliud Morales
Eliud Morales Пре 9 дана
Damn, this explains every thing of when I started seeing this girl and then she had a guy
kevina warner
kevina warner Пре 9 дана
Dude i feel ya on this last year was one of my worst lol having my heartbroken by someone who own 3 outfits sighhhh i hated myself for that Like ughhhhh im walking through the streets of kingstown nah i aint gonna burst a tear nope walking okau walkinh all of sudden it came out i ran go to subway 😓😞😟 and go straight into the bathroom and let go some bawl .The rest of the day i was upset with everybodyy
Liko Arreola
Liko Arreola Пре 9 дана
God and Jesus Always
Sonic A
Sonic A Пре 9 дана
I’ve been needing some swoozie binge watching 😭
xXDragonCraft Пре 9 дана
me trying to sing at a contest 9:43
erik. h
erik. h Пре 9 дана
Mone V
Mone V Пре 9 дана
Swoooooooziiiieee, my man!!! I’m so happy you’re still around. We all going through break ups. Lol I finally let go last night. *FR THIS TIME* I really missed you, glad I can get that nostalgic feel watching your videos again.
نيرة حسن كاظم عبد الحسين
نيرة حسن كاظم عبد الحسين Пре 9 дана
memes4life memes4life
memes4life memes4life Пре 9 дана
Me: ight why are you recommending this
Buddah Lovaz
Buddah Lovaz Пре 9 дана
"On to the next one, more fish in the sea, girls are like buses, miss one, next 15 one comin' Gucci Mane crazy and his ice game stunning"
Oscar Romano
Oscar Romano Пре 9 дана
Edward Aucay
Edward Aucay Пре 9 дана
According to @Swoozie, here are the list of sad songs one needs to avoid listening to when having a bad day: 1. Video Games- Lana Del Rey 2. Where R U Now- Justin Bieber ft. Skirilex and Diplo 3. Are you that Somebody- Aaliyah 4. Hotline Bling- Drake 5. Close to Me- Ellie Goulding ft. Diplo and Swae Lee 6. Cry me a River- Justin Timberlake 7. Somebody that I used to Know- Gotye ft. Kimbra 8. I will always love you- Whitney Houston
Edward Aucay
Edward Aucay Пре 9 дана
@Jackson Animation Occasionally
Jackson Animation
Jackson Animation Пре 9 дана
Hey Edward. Do you also like to watch other animation channels?
Barb Gross
Barb Gross Пре 9 дана
Louis Vanden Broucke
Louis Vanden Broucke Пре 9 дана
I know how you feel man, life can hurt
rocraft plays
rocraft plays Пре 9 дана
i remember my simpin past but i evolved to simp police i take down simps and say get a lod of these simps
Brigette Uili
Brigette Uili Пре 9 дана
subbed, love the openness to talk about this stuff and the sprinkle of humor
Grown&Unsexy Пре 9 дана
I died when you started singing!
Chonger Пре 9 дана
It is WEAK narratives (like this) that are built on "THIS" or "THAT" and choosing one means Mocking the other...that's erasing all hints of any Complex Thought abilities that develop, guide and pertain to our emotional expressions. Namely, how little what others think of us SHOULD mean TO us. Not to mention the pathetic terms spreading like American ASSES and waist-lines in chairs and couches everywhere. "Simps"?? Sad...
MOHAMED Farah Пре 9 дана
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