Simpin' ain't Pimpin'

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sWooZie

sWooZie

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Simping doesn't just happen at the beginning. Your POI's energy can shift even in the 4th quarter.
Stalk Me:
📷ig: swoozie
🎵TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@swoozieftw
🐤Twitter: sWooZ1e

Art by:
Bandit

Thumbnail By:
Zeurel
www.youtube.com/user/Zeurel

Mystery Link: rstoolss.info/long/video/l626upLEtGd9lo4

Коментара: 9 001
Yea Boiii
Yea Boiii
“It’s always for some other duuuudeee Lana..”
Jelly Jess
Jelly Jess
That Mr. Bean cosplay lookin
stuffed animal power s.a.p
stuffed animal power s.a.p
He acts like he’s our therapist when it more seems we’re his 😅
Prosbehattin
Prosbehattin
If Swoozie is getting overlooked by a girl for some other dude, then the rest of us are screwed.
Talia x3
Talia x3
“i’m crying over a girl i didn’t even date.”
Adam Wann
Adam Wann
You’re not a simp for showing emotion bro, you’re human.
Shanell Violets LeCarr
Shanell Violets LeCarr
His body language is telling me so many things in this story. The way swoozie owned his part in keeping someone in the maybe zone is admirable.
Brooks Holt
Brooks Holt
When Swoozie droppin a 17min vid
woahjuice
woahjuice
can we like appreciate this man swooz openly admitting his mishaps and simpin and ain't afraid to admit it this man got CONFIDENCE
ARMY with Luv
ARMY with Luv
Plot twist: it was HIS therapy session, not ours 😭 real talk though, that shit hurts and I hope posting the video helped get through/ease some of that pain.
ScooterMagruder
ScooterMagruder
This video was a simphony
HarmzWay
HarmzWay
It’s not being a simp, it’s called being a grown man with feelings
Low-key Drama
Low-key Drama
The audacity of this girl…omg. I hope things turn up for you man. You’re a great guy and I’m sure you’ll find someone
Our Kind of Entertainment
Our Kind of Entertainment
The WORST part about situations like this is that you can only be mad at yourself for choosing someone who you're suspicious about regarding their interest and intention with you instead of choosing the person who is clearly matching your energy.
Tray G.
Tray G.
When he said, he had ample time to lock her down and he goes on to say “everybody is not on your timeline”... I felt that 😪
Cherrycola9
Cherrycola9
“Last name, what is her last name? All I need is her last name! I got you boo boo!” Yo swoozie you got an amazing friend right there. We all need a Lana in our friend group!
nolifeprogrammer
nolifeprogrammer
“What’s her last name” “what’s her last name all I need is her last name” WHAT WAS SHE FINNA DO!
shadowarena
shadowarena
It's always a Whitney Houston song that brings out the emotions.
GoDLikEPuzzle
GoDLikEPuzzle
I have never been left like that, but I felt that. "It's alWAys For AnothER duuuuuuude!" That legitimately sent a tremor through my soul and I couldn't help but feel a lil sad about that. You should write a book idc if it's an autobiography or not but you've clearly got some good character development if you could put that on a page or even emulate it on a page and sell it, I'm a buyer. And from all of your other stories that are doing better or worse in terms of views, I can tell you're good at tying loose ends, writing from several perspectives, and wrapping it up while calling attention to something you've done or said in the beginning.
DevonteTheOne
DevonteTheOne
Dont worry swooz we've all been there.
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